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Welcome to OUR APOCALYPSE

by on Aug.27, 2010, under KINK, MOVIES | TELEVISION, MUSIC, TECH MESSIAH, UPDATES

Brian tells us our future. It’s one where everyone wears crazy leather outfits.

Doing research on apocalypse movies and came across this great old poster.

What a great outfit. The law has never looked so good. All that tight leather. I so want to wear this outfit for a stage show.

Yes, before Mel Gibson came to be known as just a racist, hatemonger – he was an unknown and upcoming actor. This is the movie that made his career.

Mad Max is a 1979 Australian dystopian action film directed by George Miller and written by Miller and Byron Kennedy. The film’s starring role is played by the then relatively unknown Mel Gibson. Its narrative based around the traditional western genre, Mad Max tells a story of breakdown of society, murder, and vengeance. It became a top-grossing Australian film and has been credited for further opening up the global market to Australian New Wave films. The film was also notable for being the first Australian film to be shot with a widescreen anamorphic lens. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Max)

If you like apocalypse movies and you haven’t seen this movie then you are missing out. This started the triology. The next two movies are THE ROAD WARRIOR and MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME. Way to keep the titles consistent guys!!! According to wikipedia there is a fourth installment under production. I’m looking forward to seeing Mad Max 4: Fury Road.
Yeah, somehow I doubt Mel Gibson will be in this one. Not because he’s too old but because he’s a racist hatemonger…..and he’s too old. Sorry Mel…. hatemonger.

Come on guys – just give Mel a small cameo in it somewhere. There were movie producers willing to use Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) after masturbating publicly in an adult theater. However, somehow I see a big divide between being PUBLICLY RACIST and PUBLICLY PLEASURING YOURSELF!!! Call me crazy. Hollywood probably won’t make that same distinction. Maybe they will just CG him in like they did Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator Salvation.

And you wonder why I want to see this world burn?

Maybe Pee Wee was watching a movie with these girls in the movie.

That’s some good nerd toss-off material there. Seeing as how nerds rule the world – I imagine there’s a lot of this going around. Has anyone found porn with Seven of Nine, Kathryn Janeway and T’Pol in a threesome? It’s not for me – It’s for a friend.

Here are some new designs we’re working on for the TECH MESSIAH project. Can you guess what they are – or rather what they were before we photoshopped the hell out of them?

Expect to see this symbol in future productions from the Euphonic Dissonance Secret Lab of World Destruction.

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Yes Bobby – VAGINAS do have TEETH

by on Feb.28, 2010, under KINK

* read in Billy Mays mode *

HEY LADIES!!! If you want to enjoy a hot night on the town while looking like a slut …… but you don’t want the fear of being raped while walking alone through a dark abandoned alleyway!!!

Well, then I’ve got the product for you!!!

rapex-condom

The rapex condom

Can we say fillet? Maybe hamburger?

That’s what the guys tallywhacker is going to look like after he pokes his pesky manhood into your private area. Why? Because you are using the new RAPEX anti-rape female condom. It hooks onto an attacker’s penis and aims to cut one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world!!!! What could be better that that??!!! IN THE WORLD!!!!

and she looks like such a nice lady till you try to give it to her forcefully

Now when you leave the house daddy won’t be able to say, “you’re not leaving my home dressed like a whore!!!”. Just flash daddy a big smile and hold up your RAPEX device for him to see. Then he will know that you’re safely protected by a BARBED WIRE SNATCH!!!!

Lamprey = Vagina

a little something like this

* okay, Billy Mays mode OFF *

“Nothing has ever been done to help a woman so that she does not get raped and I thought it was high time,” Sonette Ehlers, 57, said of the “RAPEX,” a device worn like a tampon that has sparked controversy in Africa (a country used to daily reports of violent crime)
Ehlers said the “rapex” hooks onto the rapist’s skin, allowing the victim time to escape and helping to identify perpetrators.

“He will obviously be too pre-occupied at this stage,” she told reporters in Kleinmond, a small holiday village about 100km (60 miles) east of Cape Town. “I promise you he is going to be too sore. He will go straight to hospital.”

You can’t see me but I’m wincing in pain. That’s sounds unbearable. Little hooked barbs tearing into my Mr. Snuffleupagus. Uh, FRIKKIN’ NO!!!

My Mr. Snuffleupagus

My Mr. Snuffleupagus

Reminds me of some of those crazy torture devices the Catholics came up with during the inquisition. Ah, those were the days. Forcing people to their will. I get all misty eyed just thinking about it.

Ouch

this also went in a vagina or an ass or whatever hole was sinful - the PEAR OF ANGUISH

Now that I’ve got all of you cringing with thoughts of PRIVATE PART PAIN it is time for me to say goodbye. And remember – ONE PERSON’S PAIN IS ANOTHER PERSON’S PLEASURE.

Brian of Euphonic Dissonance signing off.

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All Women Are Bisexual – All It Takes Is a Good Pillow Fight

by on Apr.03, 2009, under KINK

I bring you the stories that are really important. The ones that will personally touch your life. Stories that are really old but still very important.

Read the article…

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0327,taormino,45199,24.html

Yes, my pretties, the money for your childs education is being spent on programs that teach them to sit in chairs and watch large amounts of porn. At least that’s the way it works at Northwestern University. Yes, a professor at this particular university is snapping devices to your precious little children’s genitals to find out the particular porn that arouses them.

Here’s what they learned. Straight guys don’t get off watching male on male porn but the women (both straight and gay) get off watching…..well…..just about any type of sex. They should have thrown some animal porn in there. Sorry, I’m just curious like that.

Now read my conclusion.

CONCLUSION

This proves that all women are bisexual. Okay, it doesn’t prove it but it is hard evidence leaning in that direction and I have chosen to accept it as fact. Men can rejoice the world over with this discovery. Yes, gentleman, that three way you’ve always dreamed of is actually possible. Tell your significant other to go out and bring home another girl ’cause statistical evidence proves that females want other females. There is hope of a brighter future. My dreams may someday come true.

Now it is up to all of the females out there to fess up to their secret desires. Don’t try to hide it….come out of the closet and admit that it turns you on when you see some hot girl on girl action……or men on men…..or girls and men…..or goats and men…..or horses and women……or goats and horses. All females are perverts.

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Messed Up My Little Pony

by on Mar.24, 2009, under KINK

I think we all need a break from the onslaught of bad news coming from the media and government….so here it is. Something cute and yet twisted. I found a picture of one of these delightful trinkets while lurking about on other myspace profiles. Many thanks to Sarah Cyanide for having a pic of one of these creations on her myspace profile. I tracked the picture back to the following artist….her name is Woosie (Lisa Stanley) and her stuff is posted on DeviantART. Check it out at http://woosie.deviantart.com/
My Little Bondage Pony
My Little Bondage Pony
My Little Wednesday Addams Pony
(with matching headless human doll?)
My Little Wednesday Adams Pony
You can’t see me but I’m just giddy over that Wednesday Addams Pony. It comes with a headless human doll. That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. How I miss the Addams family. So….I hope that put a better view on things for those that have been feeling down and dreary.

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