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Too Many Dorks With Too Much Time on Their Hands

by on Apr.01, 2009, under UNCATEGORIZED

I love the internet. If you ever feel like you haven’t accomplished much in your life just search around the internet and you are sure to find someone that is more pathetic than you will ever be. The internet has opened my eyes to the fact that there are a lot of people out there in the big wide world that have absolutely no life. I would love to make fun of these people but in a way I have to admit that I envy them.

Wouldn’t you love to have time to do something like this

Talk about way too much time on your hands.

Talk about way too much time on your hands.

Nothing like spending all of your spare time working on marvelous lego creations. I love legos and I’d love to have the time to do this.

Or maybe something like….I don’t know….this…..


Yeah….you’re going to actually have to go to another site to enjoy this one. Click the link!!!

Nothing like taking the time to bash a group of people for wearing strange clothes and playing games. Good stuff!

And then there are all the terrible videos on YouTube. Good lord there is a lot of crap on there.

I salute you!!! If you are one of these bored individuals that has no life….I salute you!!! You great wastes of space….I want to be like you. Oh, wait, I am like you, because I’m posting this stupid blog about you. How ironic.

Well, I gotta go…..gonna work on my “I Hate Kenny G” website. I also hate people that play characters named Kenny G in role playing games.

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If You’ve Ever Lived In Oklahoma This Is A Must Read

by on Mar.23, 2009, under UNCATEGORIZED

1. It doesn’t bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

2. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.

3. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.

4. You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point and more than once you’ve made a beer run to another state.

5. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

6. You are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this conversation:? “You wanna Coke?”? “Yeah.” “What kind?”? “Dr. Pepper.”

7. “Vacation” means going to the family reunion.

8. You’ve seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

9. You measure distance in minutes.

10. You use fix as a verb.? Example: “I am fixin’ to go to the store”.

11. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.

12. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

13. You find 90 degrees F “a little warm.”

14. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.

15. You actually “get” these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Oklahoma.

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Weird Things About Brian Copeland of Euphonic Dissonance

by on Mar.19, 2009, under UNCATEGORIZED

Brian’s Weird Quiz

This looked like fun but I’m not going to play by the rules that were attached to it. I’ve never been one to play by the rules.

6 Weird Things/Facts About Me:

1. I have a fetish for women in small round eyeglasses.

2. I’m addicted to coffee.

3. I have ADD and I have a tendency to walk off mid conversation or change gears on people altogether. It’s not that I’m not paying attention to you…but……Oh, wow….look at this new Strongbad email I found on Homestar Runner.

4. I secretely have a 300 pound african american woman trapped inside me and she really hates being inside a skinny white boy. (Okay, I made that one up….or did I?)

5. I’m completely unvisual. I think in words.

6. I really enjoy solitude.

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